100 Japanese Things

In Which 100 Japanese Things Shall Be Revealed, So That You May Learn Much Japanese From Them

Thing #7:みんなの歌 (Minna no Uta) March 24, 2008

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If you want to learn some songs a nice place you might want to start is みんなの歌 (みんなのうた).

(video embed now removed from YouTube, but some obscure site has it, just follow this link and scroll down)

I stopped studying French at age 13, but still resonating around my brain are such lyrics as “Bonjour monsieur bonjour madame, bonjour mademoiselle, je me presente, je m’appelle Fabian Petit, Je suis Fabian Petit…”, and, “tu as un animal? ” The reason for me saying this is, of course, that I think lyrics have a wonderful way of sticking to your brain, whether you want them to or not (cut to me singing the “tu as un animal” song to myself).

Moving on, みんなの歌 simply means “songs for everyone” and that’s what they are. They are aired on NHK everyday around 4.30ish and, more importantly, any time you like on YouTube. If you do happen to catch them on TV everyday you’ll be pleased to see that they keep the same songs for a week or two so you can get lots of practice in before you display your skills at karaoke (yes, they have most of the songs at karaoke).

I personally love these songs simply for what they are (aside from the Japanese practice), my favourite is 「僕は熊」 “I Am A Bear” (scroll down linked page to view). From which you can learn a useful phrase like:

「ライバルは海老フライだよ」

(「ライバルはえびフライだよ」)

my main rival is fried shrimp

Another favourite is「じーじーの絵手紙」(「じーじーのえてがみ」), “Grandfather’s Picture Letters“).

From this you can learn a phrase like:

「ボート遊びしてちょっぴり興奮」

(「ボートあそびしてちょっぴりこうふん」)

playing on on the boat I got a wee bit aroused“, or a less
risqué translation might be “playing on the boat, its all a bit exciting“.

Truth be told, this next song gives me a bit of a headache, but it’s got a good message so I shall throw caution to the wind. It’s in support of the もったいない campaign, もったいない in this case means “wasteful”, but beware its multitude of meanings.

It’s called もったいない.

Useful sentence:

「お水の流しっぱなしは Ah~ もったいない」

「おみずのながしっぱなしは Ah~ もったいない」

“leaving the water running is Ah~ wasteful”

And that makes sense in any language.

There are plenty of みんあの歌 songs around and new ones coming out on NHK all the time and all the videos have subtitles too so you can learn the words fairly trouble free. Enjoy!

 

Quick Note: We are now 100JapaneseThings.com, PLUS: Flags! March 17, 2008

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Remember last week, when we were young and in love and you frequently called me up to say, “Oh, 100japanesethings.wordpress.com, I cannot stop reloading you!”.Well, I would like to inform you that THINGS HAVE CHANGED. By which I mean our URL. Because now it’s just 100JapaneseThings.com.

The love, however, remains.

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But soft! Did you fear that I would leave you without a smidgen of Japanese? Never! Even our metaposts have Japanese things. Such as…

The Japanese Ministry of Foreign Affair’s Ambassador Kids Website

They’ve got this lovely little page with pictures of all the flags of the world and each contry’s katakana name.

Some are easy.

Samoa? サモア, of course.

Some don’t have English as the root, so you get, for example, the well known Germany=ドイツ

The tricky to remember ones are just a touch off from English:

Holland? オランダ

Jordan? ヨルダン

But what’s that, old veteran? All that is cake?

Well, can you say, THE REPUBLIC OF KIRIBATI? Huh? Well, can you? Now you can.

NEXT UP: Something less practical.

 

Thing #6: The Japanese Wives’ Guide to Lunchbox Revenge March 11, 2008

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Okay, so there is no ‘Japanese Wives’ Guide to Lunchbox Revenge’.

But there IS this amazing post on the Japanese version of Yahoo! Answers (Yahoo! 知恵袋) concerning ways in which one can get back at one’s husband by sabotaging his lunchbox.

The question comes in like this:

主人と大喧嘩しました。明日のお弁当で仕返ししてやろうと思います。

(しゅじん と おおげんか しました。 あした の おべんとう で しかえし してやろう と おもいます。)

Yesterday my husband and I got in a big fight. I’m thinking of getting revenge by doing something to his daily lunch box.

どんなお弁当だったらギャフンというでしょうか?

(どんな おべんとう だったら ギャフン という でしょうか?)

What kind of bento would leave him feeling defeated/speechless?

Now, in America, this would have likely lead to some crazy cruel suggestions.

For reference: A high school acquaintance of mine once put a dead squirrel in his neighbors’ mailbox as an act of revenge. I was thinking I’d see something along those lines.

Instead (note, what follows are very rough translations just to get you hype, but far better to go ahead and jump over there yourself):

玉子焼き・目玉焼き・ゆで卵とご飯。
塩ッ気なし。

(たまごやき、めだまやき 、ゆでたまご と ごはん

しおっけなし )

An omelette-y egg, a fried egg (sunny side up), a boiled egg.

Without salt!

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白飯に

(しろめし に )

梅干

(うめぼし)

On top of white rice… a sour-plum.

The above was a pretty common suggestion. There is something funny about opening one’s lunchbox to just a sour plum, though some took a more critical path…

お弁当って、女性の優しさとか妻の愛情の象徴ですよ。

(おべんとう って、じょせい の やさしさ とか つま の あいじょう の しょうちょう ですよ。 )

それでガッカリさせられるというのはツライ。

A bento is a sign of a women’s kindess, or of a wife’s love.

To make him feel disappointed (through a bento) seems tough.

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Some lacked creativity…

前の晩と、全く同じ おかずを詰めてあげる・・・・

(まえ の ばん と、まったく おなじ おかず を つめてあげる)

Give him the exact same food as last night!
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わざと箸を入れ忘れる・・・・

(わざと はし を いれわすれる)

イジメになっちゃうかな??????

Forget his chopsticks on purpose…

But would that be bullying?????

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…and some had plenty…

ご飯の上にのりで大きく「バカ」と書き、おかずなし。

(ごはん の うえ に のり で おおきく バカ と かき、 おかず なし。)

On top of the rice, write a big ‘Stupid’ in sea weed. Give him no other food (i.e. accompaniment to rice).

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ハムをハート型に切りぬき、のりで「畜生」と書く

(ハム を ハート けい  に きりぬき、 のり で ちくしょう と かく)

Cut a piece of ham into the shape of a heart and use sea weed to write ‘Dang you!’ on top.

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And taking the very high route…

いつもより心を込めておいしいものを作ってあげると、反省してくれないかしら?

(いつも より こころ を こめて おいしい もの を つくって あげる と、はんせい してくれない かしら?)

Make an even better than usual lunch for him, likely to make him reflect a bit, won’t it?

All of which seems a little soft and, dare I say, cute to most Western viewers. But beware, here comes some…

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NOT SUBTLE FORESHADOWING: More examples of bento web-iness later coming over the next few days! Truly shall you know the supreme-ness of the average Japanese lunch, and properly shall you be able to compare it to mere white rice and sour plums!

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BONUS CHALLENGE: In keeping with the theme of eatabug’s last post, there is one totally awesome suggestion over on today’s site that involves poop, or something like it.

If you can find it and drop it in the comments with your best translation, we’ll laugh and give you a shoutout and be your friend.

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(shoutout to AJAT for turning me on to Yahoo!知恵袋)

 

Thing #5: Lay Your Building Blocks Before Talking About Poop March 9, 2008

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This guy says the biggest mistake of trying to learn Japanese is by using English grammer patterns to teach it. At Guide to Japanese he tries to explain Japanese from a Japanese point of view so you are not trying to create a Japanese sentence that is an mutated freakazoid English equivalent.

He attempts to lay down the building blocks–something essential to reaching a profficient level of Japanese. It does not offer quick fixes or travel-book phrases. Therefore, the beginning might be slow, but it will save you time and broken Japanese hearts in the end.

Nail the basics. Then start reading crazy shit like this poop fortune teller where your personality will be revealed by the consistency of your stool.

Phrases from the site:

うんこ占い

うんこ うらない

Poop fortune teller

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あなたを助けてくれるのは屁

あなた を たすけてくれる のは へ

Farts will bring good luck (lit. Farts are the ones that help you)

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あなたの邪魔をするのは下痢

あなた の じゃま を する のは げり

Diarrhea will get in your way.

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今日のあなたの脱糞運は小吉。

きょう の あなた の だつふんうん は しょうきち

Today’s fecal luck level is small luck.

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Possible outcomes form the fortune teller:

下痢

げり

diarrhea

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カチカチ便

かちかち べん

hard poop

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はえ

a fly

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Bonus Phrase:

大便が出そうだ。

だいべん が でそう だ

I have a turtle’s head.

 

Thing #4: Japan Rebel Scum March 2, 2008

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Learning language through a hobby is a fun way to pick up new words and make studying feel like you aren’t even studying. One of my own personal hobbies is collecting toys. Action figures, vinyl dolls, finger puppets, wind-up toys–you name it and I’m interested. Especially living in Japan, there are so many types of toys, it’s hard to ever run out of things to collect(may be detrimental to your wallet, however). But let’s say you haven’t broken into the Japanese toy scene just yet and focus primarily on oh, let’s say Star Wars figures. Guess what–you can collect in Japanese now thanks to a new site, Japan.Rebelscum.Com.

This collector’s site started in the USA as Rebelscum.com, then branced off to Europe, and now has representation in Asia via Japan. The main reason for this is becuase of Japan’s immense contribution to the Star Wars toy collecting society. Japanese toy manufacturers such as Medicom, Tomy, Kotobukiya, and Real Action Heroes provide some of the coolest and finely crafted figures, usually geared for an adult audience, every year.

For example, one of my favorites is a figurine-size remote-controlled R2-D2. It comes with a remote control in the shape of a lightsaber hilt and you can control R2 to go back and forth and beep. And just recently a Japanese company released an R2-D2 soy sauce bottle in which you pour soy sauce OUT OF R2-D2′S EYE. No lie.

Perusing this sight you can build up on some of these vocabs:

近日発売

きんじつはつばい

(On sale soon)

限定品

げんていひん

(Limited edition item)

お見逃しなく!

おみのごしなく!

(Don’t miss it!)

You can also create a username to join in on the forums and practice your typing and reading skills with other Star Wars fans, and talk about exciting topics such as the soon to be released six-breasted dancer from Jabba’s Palace, Yarna d’al ‘ Gargan! (Hell, here’s how you might actually say that: 「奇形な6個の胸を持つ女ダンサー」きけいな ろっこの むねを もつ だんさー)

And if you want to be REALLY cool, you can bust out this phrase the next time you part with your co-workers for the day:

フォースのともにあらんことを!

May the Force be With You

Yes, Star Wars lovers in Japan, reason to unite there is.

 

Thing # 3: The Man’s Liberation Oasis: R25 February 29, 2008

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R25.jp is a weekly net-paper home to a plethora of conversation starting information mainly about (but not limited to) Japan. It is geared toward male readers.

The page is divided up into different categories like “Life”, “Economics”, “Politics”, “Miscellaneous”, and “Sports”. Originally R25 was a free paper handed out on the streets (it still is) so the articles are written short and succinct so guys could read them during their commute to work (R stands for “Recruit” and 25 is for guys 25 years and up).

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Examples of some of the article headlines:

大昔から「黄金」ばかりが珍重されるのはなぜ?

おおむかしから おおきん ばかりが ちんちょう されるのはなぜ?
(Why Has Gold Always Been So Highly Prized?)

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尿は健康のバロメーター?トイレで健康チェックしよう!

にょうはけんこうのばろめーたー?といれでけんこうちぇっくしよう!

(Is Urine a Health Barometer? Check Your Health in the Restroom!)

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ちょっとワルい男が女性にモテる理由って?

ちょっと わるい おとこが じょせい に もてる りゆうって?

(Why Are Bad Boys So Popular Among the Ladies?)

In addition to their shorter articles, they also feature longer editorial style essays written by contemporary Japanese writers.

Another bonus: weekly interviews, usually with someone from the entertainment/arts industry like musicians, filmmakers, or actors. Past interviews have included: Demon Kogure, Tadao Ando, Thom Yorke, & Quentin Tarantino.

AND FOR THE LADIES: Be sure to check out L25.jp

 

Thing #2: House of Councillors Kids Website February 27, 2008

As frequently pointed out by the Economist, Japan’s politics are dang confusing. Even more confusing when you have to keep straight political terms for government bodies, party names, etc., in two languages.

You might begin here: 参議院キッズ (House of Councillors Kids) website .

Admittedly, not an enticing web site name. But a good start if you want to up your J-politics vocabulary and general J-political understanding.

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Key terms to get you started:

国会 (kokkai): In English this is known as “The Diet”. It’s Japan’s legislative body. Members are elected directly by citizens.

参議院 (sangiin): The House of Councillors, the ‘upper house’ of the Diet, where councillors serve 6 year terms

衆議院 (shuugiin): The House of Representatives, the ‘lower house’ of the Diet, where representatives serve 4 year terms

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Phrases you might learn:

国会ってなにするところ?

kokkaitte nani suru tokoro?

(This Diet you mentioned, what do they do there?)

note: the ‘this… you mentioned’ implication comes from the ‘tte‘ sound

どんな話し合いするの?

donna hanashiai suru no?

(What do they discuss/consult about there?)

note: The “no” makes the question sound cute and little kid-ish.

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More English background reading at the Economist Japan Political Structure page.

BONUS: If the kanji is overwhelming, might I recommend running Firefox with the Rikai-chan plugin? Gives you a popup dictionary right in your browser window, just mouse-over the kanji and a (usually accurate) reading and definition pop up.

NEXT UP: Something more fun than Japanese politics. Jeez.

 

Thing #1: Gakken Kids Science Website February 25, 2008

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What’s that you say? Facing a page full of science based Kanji makes you want to cry and poo?

Bladow: Gakken Kids! Science : a science site for Japanese kids.

On the top right of the page, you’ll see a button labeled ‘ふりがな’ and then ‘なし’ and’あり’. (Furigana are hiragana or katakana text above a kanji to help you read it even if you don’t know how.)

Punch ‘あり’ and all the ‘hard’ kanji (as judged by the site’s makers) will magically have furigana letters to help you read along .

Phrases you might learn:

「どうしてあくびがでるの」

doushite akubi ga deru no?

(Why do yawns happen?)

「宇宙(うちゅう)はいつどうやってできたの」

uchuu wa itsu douyatte dekita no?

(When and why did the cosmos come about?)

… both useful phrases for confounding little Japanese kids or supervisors.

Reading this stuff is also a good way to bone up on science terms for 2kyu and 1kyu tests. If you’re into that sort of thing.

FUN FACT: Type キッズ into Google, along with any other Japanese word, and you’re likely to come up with an easy to read site on that topic. (キッズ is the katakana spelling of ‘kids’ that’s used in lots of Japanese kids products).

I’ll look for more of these sites and post the best ones that I find.

 

What’s Going on Here? February 19, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — Saleem @ 6:04 am
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Hey Person,

Do you

  • want to learn Japanese?
  • from real Japanese stuff?
  • And you’re not particularly into anime (not that there’s anything wrong with that)?

I(soon to be we) am just like you, at least regarding the above.

A few years ago, I moved to Japan without knowing a lick of Japanese. I just didn’t know how to find the good Japanese stuff. I’d walk into stores and see lots of… things.

Some that looked cool. But not speaking Japanese made it hard to know what the hell to buy.

The information on the internet skewed toward anime and martial arts, and those are both cool things, but I just happened to not be too into them. And my Japanese friends would sometimes recommend me things that seemed way beyond my level or unapproachable, either too hard or hard to get.

So here we’ll review 100 Japanese things (for starters), from the point of a Japanese learner. How’s it work? We’ll tell you:

  • what the thing is
  • where you can get it
  • what kind of Japanese you might learn from it
  • a phrase from it that you can use right away

We’ll make no claims to be critics or Japanese experts, just people sharing 100 Japanese things. Here we go.